Bro did you fucking see that? Did Mike fucking die? Is this really real right now? Fuck fuck fuck. What do we do? Do we call the cops? No, maybe it’s not real. Fuck. What if Mike really did die? Bro, fuck. I can’t do this right now. Should we call the cops bro? Fuck bro. Let’s call the cops.

*looks at phone*

Fuck bro what is this object?

That’s the picture I submitted in my Lemmy account application

The perfect day

Reminded me of this lol

This is the good kind of stupid.

Even if someone “killed” him, he actually killed himself because upon being killed he could have just not died, and by dying, it was his fault — his body could have rejected the death but it accepted it. Clear cut responsibility here.

Just started BG3. Fuckin mind-blowingly amazing.

Crows and / or ravens (forgive my ignorance) are such characters.

One time when camping, a few of them came down to the campsite to try to get some of my food. They had this whole act going on. They would try approaching from different angles. Inching closer, slowly. But when I directly looked at them, they would pretend they were doing something else: turn around, walk in another direction, playing it cool. Fucking hilarious.

“There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.”

Just make the noise please

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“Touch grass”

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“Dear god what is he doing with the blades of grass?”

Pull the lever then do an arm pump so the trolley honks its horn

Speaking of fragility

Adieu!

Chaos means that a small change in initial conditions can lead to drastically different places in the long term, so I think OP was using the idea correctly. Though I agree that just bumping into the parents may not be enough to push the system into another trajectory.

Where are these comments?

“Kill me” it said in a robotic voice that got slower, glitchier, and deeper as it drove off the road.