That was really satisfying to watch

Don’t caall meee daughta

-the database probably

I mean I love me some next day cold pizza, but I consider it a totally different dish from a fresh pie. Unless you didn’t mean cold?

It’s open source apparently, soooo fork it? Fork it real nice

Most fake flower smells do it. I’d just go ham

Huh, I don’t think they carry that one at my grocery store. They do carry salami mouthwash though

This conversation has literally the same dynamic as the one one between Biff and Marty’s dad in the first Back to the Future movie. Not exactly a healthy dynamic. I would either draw some lines or fuck off, find a new apartment, whatever’s easier. Shit like that isn’t worth dealing with

Same

Tough shit.

WTF Good heavens!

Don’t wanna sound uneducated now do you?

Is using “omg” taking the lord’s name in vain? You seem like the type to have an opinion on that

I was thinking Hallmark

Lol, careful, this joke is dangerously subtle for lemmy

I’m not sure that that’s the optimal route to the brain. I’m not a brain doctor though, for all I know suppository-style brain chips are the way to go.

The pizza they ate in “a goofy movie”

Nah, needs more recursion. The ‘W’ in “WSL” stands for “WSL”

Alternatively, instead of using the “very” prefix, you can use the “as fuck” suffix. Check it out: Noisy as fuck. Tasty as fuck. Important as fuck. If you really want to underline your point though, combine them. For example, when you want to express the gravity of the situation or something, say “This situation is very grave as fuck!”. See what I mean? Now that’s what I call very eloquent as fuck prose, shit that’ll suck the air out of the room for sure.

I think I squeezed the fish too hard, what do I do?

Water you dudes talkin bout

When my cast iron started flaking, it was because I was being too gentle with it. Once I began to suspect that that was the case, I decided that from now on if this layer of seasoning isn’t strong enough to withstand my copper scrub pad, then it’s not worthy to be the foundation for the next later of seasoning. I’ve had much better results with this approach.

Well fuck me then, I thought they were making out